Lord Noel Is Understanding Art

Whatto! Art lovers.....

Yesterday I went along to a local gallery........

....as I'd heard there was a new exhibition on display.

On my arrival I noticed that the Artist Ted Meyer was in attendance.

I made my way slowly through the exhibition......

.....looking closely at each of the paintings. 

One was a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. 

The next painting was a murky gray color that had drips of brown paint streaked across it. 

At the end of the gallery I walked over to the artist and said, “Whatto! I'm Lord Noel and I'm afraid I really don’t understand your paintings at all.”

Ted Meyer smiled and replied “Well Lord Noel....I simply paint what I feel.... deep inside me,”

“I see" I retorted unconvincingly.....

......"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”

Tallyho!

What artist shall I next meet and discuss art with?

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

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