Lord Noel Sees Signs Of Something

Whatto! Signmakers.....

I love to analyse signs........

.....it gives a wonderful insight into the mind of the signholder......

Whether they think they are doing Gods work......

....or not....

But when constructing a sign........

....there are several factors that need to be taken into account.......

Is your sign.....foolproof?

...or ....with a little modification......

....could some unscrupulous passer-by reverse the message completely?

What message are you trying to get across?

Keep it simple and straight forward.......

....more than a few words are likely cause people to get headaches.

Wherever possible......

...try to appeal to people's Common Sense.....

....and their love of Monty Python.

For maximum impact.....

....make your message SEXY!

If your sign is intended for a wider audience.....

....always employ a reliable translator

To appeal to a wide audience....

...try to be original........

...by revealing something personal about yourself.

If you must be part of a large crowd......

....try to make every effort to stand out.....

...to emphasise your individuality

Let people know how much you value .......

....your own body hair....

And finally.........Use Smellcheck at all times.

Tallyho!

Have you ever had to make a sign and parade in public in a totally futile attempt to try to change public opinion?

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

Dress With Finesse