Lord Noel Enjoys Perfect Symmetry

Whatto! Geometricians........

You will all no doubt be aware......

....that a Symmetrical shape is one that can have part of itself reflected and still look complete......

Well I view twins in a very similar way........

Just look at these sets of twins.......

....they are the very embodiment of the word......

......and how well they balance each other......

The only thing that can spoil this perfect symmetry......

....is the arrival of an ugly fulcrum.......

.....that prises itself between them......

.....an act that one has to constantly fight against.....

...unless one receives a formal invitation.

I have spoken before about twins.......

...and the difficulties that face anyone......

......trying to form a relationship with either..

..or both of them...

A relationship with twins is highly sought after......

That's why men are out right now.....

...scouring the streets .......

....for Cheryl Cole's.

But think how powerful and successful she might become.....

....if there were TWO of her?

Of course there may be a down side.......

....double the presence could also mean double the confidence......

.....and maybe even 'double the cockiness' .....

.....like having a little too much neck.

Twins needn't take up space either.....

...as these beautiful ladies prove.

Something you could NEVER say was true about The Jedward Twins......

....as they leap randomly about the stage........

...taking up as much space as possible.

But at least I can truely say that they have survived so far.....

....on raw...

...ability........

....(and gallons of hair gel)...

I'm not yet certain.....

....what that ability will turn out to be.....

.....but their overabundance of 'neck' has already lead to them being 'lined up'.........

....for a number of extremely lucrative TV Presenter roles......

......(to replace the over indulged Ant & Dec duo......

...who aren't really twins at all)

The only snag is......

....it will only 'become a reality'......

....if they fail to win X Factor......

.....and we all know that just isn't going to happen.

Tallyho!

I wonder whose twin I would you like to be?

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

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