Monday, 6 July 2009

Lord Noel's Golf Instructions

Whatto! Golfers............


I recently saw these instructions posted at my local Golf Club and thought they might prove useful to others who are having problems in that area:

1. Stand with your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Please be quiet while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

.......Very good..........

Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee orf!



Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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