Lord Noel Explores The Theory Of Intelligence

Whatto! Boffins......................

I was recently on tour of Australia and you may be surprised to find that one of the things they love to do down under.......
............is frequent bars
And it was in one of these quaint outback bars that I got the opportunity to eavesdrop on a rather interesting conversation regarding Intelligence...................
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this............
'Well you see, Norm...." One chap says........ "it's like this .........
.....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo...........
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first............
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members..............
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells............
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells..............
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.........
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker braincells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
........And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel