Lord Noel's Mugshots

What ho! Criminals....

I often wonder who we should turn to in todays Society...to use as an Icon...

..someone...whose example we could follow...

..whose lifestyle we could emulate..

..so I have come to the conclusion that Criminals must have chosen as their Icons...

.....CELEBRITIES!

Here's Phil Spector........

legendary record producer........

......having been arrested and photographed for a muder that he was later found guilty of.............

From his expression on this pic I'd say to Phil "It looks like you've lost that loving feeling!

And here's that well known ear-eating rapist Mike Tyson...............

Didn't he also box?

I was surprised by some of my finds as I trawled through Police Photgraphic records..........

But certainly NOT surprised to find good old Steve 'Hellraiser' McQueen amongst them

The usual suspects turned up..........
You can't be a gangster rapper without a rap sheet!
Although I recently saw him on TV........

........languishing in one of his many luxury mansions with his wife and children........
......a real family man now.

Some of my finds surprised and saddened me............

Who could've known?.....

.....and some were like blasts from the past..........
....although you can't make out the blue eyes in this pic.

Apparently this man got sentenced to nine and a half weeks ..........

....with Kim Bassinger!

No wonder he re-offended!
Police had to take this one to keep up-to-date with his rapidly changing facial features!

This chap got caught trying to break into The Matrix.........

And Paris ..........well..........

........ is just Paris!........

........she just CAN'T turn off that desire to model......
I bet some crim couldn't believe their luck to find her 'banged up' with them!

Some went on to achieve great notority from their links with the mafia........

Maybe he was just doing some 'early research' for the role?

And it's not often you get 'The Prince of Darkness' as a guest!......
........."SHARON!"

Here's an innocent man if ever I saw one...............

He certainly doesn't look the type to murder his wife in cold blood!........

Nick Nolte doesn't look as though he found the whole thing enjoyable.......

I think he may have been arrested for wearing that shirt!

Sometimes the early signs were there............

.....that things weren't going to turn out well...............

......if only we knew then.......etc.......

Sometimes it was too much drink................

.....sometimes it was too many drugs..........

......sometimes it was the fault of the little children..............

......but these revealing glimpses into a moment in time............

....often show a more vulnerable side of a well-known face..........

.....sometimes they were just 'desperate' housewifes.............

.....with others what got them into trouble was SEX...............
I take it from Hugh's frustrated expression...............

.......... that police arrested him BEFORE he'd finished......

.........Whilst others look well and truely 'finished'.........

..........Exactly what you'd expect from a 'Sex Machine' ................

.........Some were just trying to make a point...........

....and others were getting to the point............

But no matter how Alien these images may seem...............

........their acting skills often shine through in these pictures.......

Having seen Robert De Niro's look above........

......Who better to cast in 'Cape Fear'?.......

....or a mass murderer?
There's one thing I am sure of though..........

.....I don't think it could EVER happen here........

.......in good old ENGLAND!!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel