Lord Noel On Jacko Whackoed?

Whatto! Pop fans............

I was having my haircut yesterday when I heard the terrible news!........

My lifelong friend and associate....................

Had sadly passed away following a heart attack...............

I felt angry.............helpless and.............. alone!

He'd sent me some complimentary tickets to see him on his 'BAD' tour........and I must say......he was absolutely Bad!

Now I'm in a state of utter confusion!
I can only hope that it turns out to be yet another publicity stunt!

Tallyboohooo!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

(in mourning)