Lord Noel On Coming Back

Whatto! ladies..... 

An interesting discussion developed the other night about re-incarnation.......
and the topic included 'what would YOU like to come back as?'......
One lady was quite adamant that she would like to come back as a 'BEAR'!....
When she was pressed she gave several compelling reasons why......
She said "When you're a bear, you get to hibernate............. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that................
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid......... Yum! No problem there!.....
When you're a girl bear, you give birth your children (who are the size of walnuts by the way!) while you are sleeping!................ and you wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
If you're a mother bear, everyone knows you mean business!......
You can swat anyone who bothers your cubs..........
and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too!!........
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
and he EXPECTS you to have hairy legs .......
.............and excess body fat!......"

Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
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