Lord Noel Is Playing Around With Drinks

Whatto! Golfers............

I recently had the pleasure of being invited to play in a Competition Tournament with several chaps I'd had met through my capacity as Associate Director for drink companies................
The presidents of the big beer companies met me beforehand in the bar for a drink...............
The president of 'Budweiser' straight away ordered himself........... a Bud................
The 'Miller's' president dutifully ordered......... a Millers....................
.........and next came the president of 'Coors'............ who naturally ordered....... a Coors!.........
Which then left the 'Guinness' president to order........
......and he came up to the bar..............
.....and ordered.......... a lemonade!
They all immediately asked him "Why didn't you order a Guinness?"..............
To which he replied.........
...... "If you chaps aren't having a beer...... neither will I!"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel