What ho! Pepys.....
I recently cam across this Blog entry which I thought might be of interest....
Day 84 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..........
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal...............
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing at the furniture............
I also make a point of regularly urinating in the corner of the room because I know how much this upsets them..............
......and tomorrow I may eat another house plant!
Today I almost succeeded in killing my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking................
I will definately be trying this again.............. next time at the top of the stairs!
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again forced myself to vomit onto their 'favourite' chair!
I must try this on their bed!
I also decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body to srike fear into their hearts and make them aware of exactly what I am capable of!
But all they did was "coo" at me and condescend about "what a good little kitty cat" I was! ............The Patronising Swines!
This is not working according to plan!
Tonight there was some sort of gathering of accomplices.
I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event.
However, I could still hear the noise and smell the food.............
More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies"..............
I must learn more about this and how to use it to my advantage!
I am convinced the other captives here are 'flunkies' and maybe 'snitches'.
'Rocky' is routinely released and seems more than happy to return!
He is obviously a half-wit!
'Reggie', on the other hand, has got to be an informant...........
He speaks with them regularly............... and I am certain he reports my every move!
Due to his current placement inside a metal room, his safety is assured.
But I'll wait................ It's only a matter of time!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
I recently cam across this Blog entry which I thought might be of interest....
Day 84 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..........
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal...............
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing at the furniture............
I also make a point of regularly urinating in the corner of the room because I know how much this upsets them..............
......and tomorrow I may eat another house plant!
Today I almost succeeded in killing my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking................
I will definately be trying this again.............. next time at the top of the stairs!
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again forced myself to vomit onto their 'favourite' chair!
I must try this on their bed!
I also decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body to srike fear into their hearts and make them aware of exactly what I am capable of!
But all they did was "coo" at me and condescend about "what a good little kitty cat" I was! ............The Patronising Swines!
This is not working according to plan!
Tonight there was some sort of gathering of accomplices.
I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event.
However, I could still hear the noise and smell the food.............
More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies"..............
I must learn more about this and how to use it to my advantage!
I am convinced the other captives here are 'flunkies' and maybe 'snitches'.
'Rocky' is routinely released and seems more than happy to return!
He is obviously a half-wit!
'Reggie', on the other hand, has got to be an informant...........
He speaks with them regularly............... and I am certain he reports my every move!
Due to his current placement inside a metal room, his safety is assured.
But I'll wait................ It's only a matter of time!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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