Lord Noel's Boxing Day Quiz

Whatto! Everyone............... 

At this point Seasonal Tradition suggests you'll have:
1. nursed a hangover
2. complained about the vast amounts of food you've stuffed yourself with
3. opened all your pressies
4. developed square eyes from too much TV!

So as a welcome break from the onset of boredom what better than a Nice Quiz?
Yule Love............


Lord Noel's Boxing Day Quiz!

In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with expressions commonly used at Christmas time................

I've put the Answers at the end - but as the Chinese people say when they go to visit Chinatown in London "There's no Peking!"........

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.
2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost of _____ _____.

3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.
4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____
5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____

6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on _____ _____.
7. A Holy Man bereft of underwear could be called _____ _____.

8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.
9. A quiet medieval armour-wearer is a _____ _____.
10. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? _____ _____.

Well?...........

.........How did you do?

Find out below..................



Answers:

1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas Present
3. North Poll
4. Hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Noel, Noel (no 'L', no 'L'!)
6. Seasons' Greetings!
7. Saint Knickerless.
8. Baa! Humbug!
9. Silent Knight
10. Fleece Navidad!

Tallyho!

Best wishes - Lord Noel