Lord Noel Looking At Gift Horses Mouths And Suchlike

Whatttto!! Readers!!

As an expert Naturist I find that I have an natural affinity with most animals.............

.......my most recent being with horses!!

Within moments of meeting a horse or having been formally introduced to one...............

I like to think that I have the measure of it..............


One can instinctively tell................
almost straight away.................
whether you're going to get on alright together......


.......or whether they are determined to 'extract the Michael' at every opportunity...........


Some are so full of themselves - they spend all day trying to sort their hair out................

Some horses are so regal...........
they instantly give orf a sense of power and composure.............
usually only seen on chess pieces..............

others will make you spend hours .............
wondering where to put the bloody saddle!!.......
Some look so cute they've clearly been designed for looking at and not riding...........

.......others look like tremendous fun to be with................

but turn out to be rather stiff and wooden............


It may of course be something to do with their diet...............
this horse has clearly had far too much iron!!........


.....whereas these two have become so used to the 'Highlife'.............
they would consider being ridden quite 'beneath' them.............
Some horses can be bought in instalments..............
this makes it much easier to afford them............
.........try to buy the head first.............
at least that way - you'll have something to talk to whilst you wait for the others instalments to arrive.................
Some horses may at first appear very reasonably priced...............
but theres usually a very good reason why someone wants 'shot' of it...........
I hope you have found this advice both enlightening and useful............
..........and remember..........
you heard it straight from the horses mouth!
HAR!!! HAR!!!!!.........
Tallyho!! Everyone!!!
Bbest wishes - Lord Noel