Lord Noel & Lady J On CHAMPERS & BUBBLES!

What ho Pepys!

Well, it's that time of year again when one must start to consider the destination for our Autumn hols! And Oh! the choice! Where does one start? I trawled through the usual mags & suchlike and there are so many places of interest to go, the decision is a difficult one!

We do so love our holidays, such amazing people we have met and bonded with over the years...some are still talking to us...can you believe it!

I remember one particular holiday...Cuba it was...the weather was extremely hot, my skin was just glistening and my versace dress clung to me like a second skin. My back & shoulders ached badly after a day's lounging in the formidable heat. My Lord had gorn off to have a cigar, leaving me to alone to ponder at the stars in the sweltering heat. Eventually, thirst stricken and dripping in pespiration, sheer survial took over me and I headed for the nearest watering hole....and there it was a beautiful, warm blue jacuzzi!

Surely this was the vision of a mirage? But Oh! No! Not only was it real....but....There stood two of the most spendid specimens of man I have ever seen....Was I dreaming? Of course, being a little reticent and shy, I waited a full 5 seconds before ripping off my dress and diving in....the little darlings even had a glass of champers waiting for me!

They were such sweethearts! They rubbed my aching back, and offered a totally new kind of therapy....bending, twisting & stretching oneself into all kinds of strange positions....apparently it opens all your "Chi" bits? Well, it certainly opened mine....I'd never felt so alive! Bless her...even the waitress bringing more champers, was happy to help out and show me how it was done....that's what I so love about these foreigners you know....they are so eager to help and please! Damn shame we let the colonies go if you ask me.

I staggered out not too long later, I think it was about half an hour...or maybe it was an hour and a half? Anyway, I grabbed a large leaf from a nearby tree to cover my modesty, and hot-footed it to our suite, where I had a quick shower and poured myself another glass of champers...just in time for my Lord to arrive back. He'd had his cigar, had gorn looking for me, and deciding I had retired to bed, he trotted off to the casino. Had a little win too!

It was such a memorable night...

well it would have been, had I not been so very, vvvvery drunk!

Damn...I should have at least got a phone number!

Cuba it is then! ;-)

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline